The ten most ridiculous tech lawsuits of the 21st century

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Though much of the information related to these ten tech lawsuits sounds like punch lines to jokes, they’re all real lawsuits from our tech-obsessed century. We sifted through dockets nationwide to find the most ridiculous ones for your enjoyment.

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Rosenberg vs Harwood

After being struck in 2009 by a car while walking in the dark on a busy highway, Lauren Rosenberg filed suit against the driver who hit her (Harwood) and against Google. Rosenberg blamed the walking directions given to her by Google Maps for landing her in the middle of dangerous traffic. Google carries a warning about the imperfect reliability of its directions. This summer, a judge threw the case out of court.

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Mafia Wars breaks a heart

Cheryl Gray of Michigan fell in love online, while playing Mafia Wars on Facebook. She says she began an online relationship with Wylie Iwan over the game. When she sent gifts and booked a flight to visit him in Washington, things apparently got a little too real, and the 35 year old Applebee's waiter broke it off. Gray is now looking for $8368.88 in damages from Iwan, the amount she estimates she "spent on the relationship." Thereundefineds no word on whether she plans to go after Zynga for relationship racketeering.

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Defamation by Google Suggest

The search giant has had a hard time convincing international courts that its autocomplete suggestions for search queries are harmless. Google lost two cases in France when Suggest added the French word for "scam" to a French organisation's name, and another when "rapist" and "Satanist" appeared next to the plaintiff's name. Google lost similar cases in Italy and Argentina, and an filed by an Irish hotel owner has filed another claiming that a Google autocomplete option indicates that the establishment is in receivership.

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The case of the Pentium allergy

In 2002, a Dutch woman went after Intel and her government, claiming that exposure to a Pentium processor's high frequency radiation gave her hives. She apparently had no issues with 486-based processors. Last we heard, no court had been willing to take up the case.

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ETrade vs Lohan

When Lindsay Lohan watched a Super Bowl commercial featuring cute babies hawking services for the online brokerage ETrade, she apparently saw a little too much of herself. The former child star filed a $100 million lawsuit alleging defamation because she believed that one of the babies was clearly referring to her when alluding to "that milkaholic, Lindsay" in the ad. Ridiculously enough, the parties actually reached a settlement in this case, meaning that Lohan probably walked away with some of ETrade's cash.

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Star Wars fans vs Sony

Fans of the online MMOG Star Wars Galaxies were so bereaved when Sony announced plans to shutter it at the end of 2010, that they opted to take on the Japanese corporate Deathstar. Of course, there were no sustainable grounds for a lawsuit here, but the fans opted to put together a class action suit anyway out of sheer frustration. We haven't heard anything about the litigation coming before a judge or jury, and we probably never will.

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German gold and the flamed Florida farmer

A Florida farmer sued a tiny startup that hosts message boards and chat rooms after discovering a negative post about himself by a message board user. The $800 million suit contended that the company was conspiring to influence the outcome of another court case involving 70 year old German gold bonds. Imagine if every online flame war produced a lawsuit, a whole new legal speciality for defending company and product fanboys would emerge.

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Bonnen vs Horizon Group Management

When Amanda Bonnen complained about her mouldy apartment on Twitter to all 20 of her then followers, the tweet prompted her landlord to file suit against her in 2009 for damaging its reputation. It also sought $50,000 from her in the process. The suit was dismissed because the judge felt that the tweet was too vague to be libelous.

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Parents vs Wi-Fi

A Chicago area school district was considered pioneering when it installed Wi-Fi way back in 1995. But in 2003, parents sued the district, alleging that the routers were harming their children. Plenty of schools still have Wi-Fi, and our children still haven't sprouted flippers, so you can guess how this one turned out.

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The Batman bonus

It's not exactly tech, but it is technically hilarious. In 2008, the mayor of the Turkish city of Batman reportedly considered suing Batman director Christopher Nolan and Warner Brothers for royalties from the blockbuster hit The Dark Knight. As far as we can tell, no suit was ever filed, though according to unconfirmed rumours a caped crusader now protects the city.

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