1. IT personality type No. 1: The Empty Suit
Hired to be a liaison between top level management and the techies, with whom top level management, or anyone on the business side, would rather not deal directly. Acts as a go-between during client visits to keep the geeks at a safe distance. Has memorised most of the important acronyms and mastered the art of nodding knowingly in meetings and then surfing Wikipedia afterwards to find out what everyone was talking about. May possess an MBA from a dubious online university.