We came across this e-mail:-

HP announces new boardroom-level security product: HP OpenView DCM. It monitors communications from directors: telephone; fax; e-mail; IM; FTP; etc., and, according to a policy-driven scheme, issues alerts if policy-set destinations or persons are contacted. The product is available now priced from $5,250 per person monitored.

Surely it's a spoof, a pretend e-mail. Still, if board-level leaks are common then there might be a market for it :-)